djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

easilyhumored:

When someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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lnternetexplorers:

remember when every white girl took pictures like this with her bffs

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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